Tum-te-tum-te-taaaaa...
Oh, wait. Do I really want to say that where co-workers, bosses, parents and so forth are going to see it? Let me change that.
Hmm. I need more insight on this before I make this sweeping statement. Search-search-search...
Hmm. This is more links than I should really include in a blog post.
Ugh, I've barely begun. What's the point?
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Basically, it all boils down to: I'm afraid people won't read it. And I'm afraid people will read it.
